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Eksenang Peyups: Hugot Edition

(Unang nalimbag ang akdang ito sa isyu 8 ng Philippine Collegian noong 12 Pebrero 2015.)

And so we’re baaaaaaaaack Iskos and Iskas! Ang edishung ito ng eksenang peyups ay magtatampok ng mga hugot na tatagos at kikiliti sa mga tigang niyong pagnanasa. It’s Valentines season na nga at nanalo nang bonggang-bongga si papa Sam Smith sa Grammys! Kulang na lang ay manalo ka sa puso niya. Hahaha chikaaa!

HUGOT #1: Dearest papabell who doesn’t get tired fighting for our rights. I love you so much poooo. Nakakainlove ang pagiging articulate mo in class and in mobs poo. Nakakainlove rin ang pagiging student leader mo. You’re so cute and it makes me want to put you in a jar and keep you forever!!! Sobrang nakaka-L, nakaka-laway, kapag naaalala kita because your presence reaches me even if we are two floors away! Mygaaaad I want this fantasy of mine to remain between me and my hands only, chos! Basta alalahanin mo ang sinabi ni Ninalyn Uy, isa lang naman ang pamantayan ko sa karelasyon… ikaw. Sorry fellow iskas, hindi ko siya pwede pangalanan. Waaaaaah

HUGOT #2: Dearest friend mula sa maskomportableng kolehiyooo. Yang ganyang ka-overwhelming na love ay imposibleng walang mapuntahan, okay? Pero pleaseee, wag mo naman sanang sayangin na lang yan at ibuhos sa mga what-ifs mo sa buhay. Jusko ka girl, ginawa mo pang venue to daydream yang Feel Star rum niyo. There’s a thing called tadhana and there’s also a thing called P*TA-ALAM-KONG-GUSTO-KA-RIN-NIYA so go na pleaseee! Make your valentine’s special!

HUGOT #3: Kathing called bawal-sa-jeep itong last na hugot. Mygaaaad sobrang kalurkey itong makahugot ng kamay sa blusa ni ateng itong si kuya while on their way to Kruz na Ligaz Heights. Kathing-kathing na ba talaga? Infernez nagenjoy naman ako taking a glimpse sa pagkakapaan niyo. Hahaha. I’m open to join you both, akyat lang kayo sa opis ko. chaaaaaar

And that’s the Victor Hugots of this season. I will lurk around the fences of this year’s UP Fair wearing a lavender dress and nothing under. If you want to share some feels with me, you can fill me in. Hahaha. Happy Single Awareness month everybody!!!

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